笑って天国へ行く 全８回の６回32:16笑って天国へ行く 全８回の６回A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he had not done or not. “No,” said the teacher, “Of course not. Why should you be punished for something you hマスターのジョーク2026-05-28 1324 閲覧数62Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-05-28マスターのジョーク 笑って天国へ行く 全８回の５回32:54笑って天国へ行く 全８回の５回Oh, this is a private joke. Should I tell? (No.) (Yes.) It’s like bedroom joke stuff or something. Maybe not too polite or something. I forgot already anyway. I’ve just written here: “private.” So be マスターのジョーク2026-05-27 1675 閲覧数64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-05-27マスターのジョーク 笑って天国へ行く 全８回の４回33:01笑って天国へ行く 全８回の４回Johnny has been to a birthday party, and knowing his weakness, his mother looked him straight in the eyes and said, “I hope you didn’t ask for a second piece of (vegan) cake.” So, Johnny said, “No, noマスターのジョーク2026-05-26 1725 閲覧数66Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-05-26マスターのジョーク 笑って天国へ行く 全８回の３回31:02笑って天国へ行く 全８回の３回Are you OK? You need some (vegan) candy, whoever? She just plays like that so she can get that (vegan) candy. Why are you laughing now? (Because everybody’s got a cough.) Oh. Too bad, too bad. Too badマスターのジョーク2026-05-25 1891 閲覧数75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-05-25マスターのジョーク 笑って天国へ行く 全８回の２回33:30笑って天国へ行く 全８回の２回Johnny, a boy, a schoolboy, heard that every adult has a secret, so if you say, “I tell you, I know the truth about the whole thing,” they will be shocked, and even if you know nothing at all, maybe tマスターのジョーク2026-05-24 2133 閲覧数75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-05-24マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第７回31:58喜びの中で生きる 第７回Should we finish it? (Yes.) Yeah? Can you still laugh? (Yes.) Or you’re too tired to laugh? (No.) No? OK. Does somebody need to go to the airport? No? (I think not.) Are you still OK? If you have to gマスターのジョーク2026-04-22 3205 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-22マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第６回33:12喜びの中で生きる 第６回A guy said, “I haven’t slept for days.” And the second guy said: “How come?” The first guy said, “I only sleep at night.” Ha-ha-ha. Some joke. I don’t see any other jokes. Probably I went only up to tマスターのジョーク2026-04-21 3306 閲覧数81Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-21マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第５回31:53喜びの中で生きる 第５回A woman went into a shoe shop and said, “I would like a pair of alligator shoes.” So, the male salesman said, “Yes, ma’am. What size is your alligator?” You are so funny. I say, it’s OK, but I didn’t マスターのジョーク2026-04-20 3271 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-20マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第４回30:38喜びの中で生きる 第４回A surgeon advised a musician who played the violin that he would have to undergo an operation. The patient said, “But, Doc, I have concerts booked already. If you operate, can I be assured that I willマスターのジョーク2026-04-19 3277 閲覧数85Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-19マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第３回32:47喜びの中で生きる 第３回There was a vampire bat(-person) –the bat(-person) who takes blood, I guess – came flapping from the night, and he was all covered in fresh blood, and he landed himself on the roof of the cave to get マスターのジョーク2026-04-18 3290 閲覧数92Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-18マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第２回31:45喜びの中で生きる 第２回Come on, this is just a house. Wow, I feel better. It’s better, huh? (Yes.) Now, we can laugh. I love those things too but just to make the SM Celestial Clothes happy, and the Supreme Master TV, and tマスターのジョーク2026-04-17 3473 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-17マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第１回41:05喜びの中で生きる 第１回New people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. Yoマスターのジョーク2026-04-16 3876 閲覧数130Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-16マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回34:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Momマスターのジョーク2026-04-15 3112 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回33:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回One day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (iマスターのジョーク2026-04-14 3212 閲覧数95Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回29:50悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such fマスターのジョーク2026-04-13 3133 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回32:39悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must saマスターのジョーク2026-04-12 3261 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターのジョーク2026-04-11 3452 閲覧数99Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回33:11悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alaマスターのジョーク2026-04-10 3255 閲覧数92Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回32:15悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the マスターのジョーク2026-04-09 3555 閲覧数96Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回38:41悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t yoマスターのジョーク2026-04-08 4058 閲覧数117Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08マスターのジョーク
